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"Beamed
Ceiling"
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Exposed
Lumber
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"Bring
Your Contractor"
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Tell
him to bring dynamite & a bulldozer
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"Convenient
Shopping"
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Across
the street from a mall
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"Convenient
to Transportation"
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Next
to the Railroad tracks
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"Cute"
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Small
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"Condo"
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Apartment
sized space with home-sized costs
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"Custom
Built"
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Built
by union carpenters
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"Drive-By"
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So
bad that no agent wants to show it
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"Easy
Commute"
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Within
a stone's throw of an Interstate
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"Exceptional
Value"
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Overpriced
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"Executive
Listing"
|
Lots
of useless space, expensive to heat in winter
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"Fixer
Upper"
|
See
"Bring Your Contractor"
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"Historic
Neighborhood"
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Surrounded
by derelict houses
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"Immaculate
Move-In Condition"
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Cheap
carpet and quick paint job
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"Large
Corner Lot"
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Oversized
property with traffic noise from two directions
|
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"Location!
Location! Location!"
|
Expensive!
Expensive! Expensive!
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"Low
Maintenance Yard"
|
Completely
paved in asphalt or concrete
|
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"Needs
Tender Loving Care"
|
See
"Fixer Upper"
|
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"Owner
Will Carry Financing"
|
Owner
getting desperate
|
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"Park-Like
Setting"
|
Has
a tree
|
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"Professionally
Landscaped"
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Soded
lawn, a shrub and a six pack of pansies
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"Spanish
Style"
|
White
walls, red roof
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"Transitional
Neighborhood"
|
Good
place to find used auto parts
|
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"Unique"
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No
Kitchen
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"View"
|
Can
see into neighbor's bedroom window
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